Simon may have NINE LIVES …

But your car does not. Let our experienced mechanic come sort it out.

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Swan Neck Crewneck Sweatshirt
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A sweatshirt for those who like weird looking aero.
F8X Destroyer Beanie
$45.00
A knit beanie for those who want more than dead chickens and cobwebs.
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$60.00
A sweatshirt for those who doomscroll local listings of 20 year old luxury vehicles with dubious service records.

WHO IS SIMON?

Simon is a cat, and also our mascot. We do maintenance, performance, and repair on all sorts of cars. If you’ve got it, we’ve probably worked on it.

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